Highlights

What's On Offer: Enjoy a premium Prosecco Afternoon Tea for two at the renowned Crazy Bear Hotel in Beaconsfield.
The Crazy Bear: Immerse yourself in the quirky opulence and award-winning design of one of The Sunday Times’ Top Ten British Hotels.
Afternoon Tea: Relish artisan sandwiches, freshly baked scones with clotted or plant-based cream, and handmade pastries paired with a pot of Jing tea.
Savoury: Choose from signature tear drop sandwiches: Burford Brown egg & cress, oak smoked salmon & chive, Old Spot gammon & mustard, Cotswold chicken coronation, or vegetarian options like hummus & fire roasted red peppers.
Sweet: Delight in plain and fruit scones with strawberry jam and a tempting selection of seasonal handmade pastries and signature tea cakes.
Upgrade: Toast your experience with a bubbly glass of prosecco included for each guest.
Dietary requirements: Vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options available upon request—enjoy afternoon tea your way.
Group option: Perfect for couples or groups—upgrade for two or four people and celebrate together.
Award-Winning: Named one of The Sunday Times’ Top Ten British Hotels for its style and service excellence.
Perfect for: Birthdays, special occasions, hen parties, or simply treating yourself to a memorable day out.
Location: The Crazy Bear Hotel, Beaconsfield (Buckinghamshire).
Valid: Mon-Sat: 2pm-4pm.

You'd be crazy to miss out on this today's bubbly afternoon tea offer!

We’re offering you a Premium Afternoon Tea with a glass of prosecco for one for just £29.95, or with a glass each for two for £59.90, or with a bottle for two for £119.80 saving you 42% off The Crazy Bear's prices.

Treat yourself to an unforgettable afternoon in Buckinghamshire’s most eclectic setting. Step into the iconic Crazy Bear Beaconsfield and let opulence greet you from the moment you arrive. This celebrated venue promises a feast for the senses—perfect for elevating any occasion or simply indulging in a little luxury.

Your afternoon begins with a sparkling glass of prosecco before you embark on a culinary journey through artisan sandwiches, warm scones served with clotted Devonshire cream or plant-based vanilla cream, and an array of handmade pastries. Every detail is designed to delight—from the plush interiors to the carefully curated menu.

Whether you’re celebrating with friends, marking a special milestone, or just seeking a refined escape, this afternoon tea is tailored for memorable moments. Vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free guests are all warmly welcomed—just let us know your preferences when booking.

AFTERNOON TEA SAMPLE MENU

A SELECTION OF OUR SIGNATURE TEAR DROP SANDWICHES

CLASSIC
FREE RANGE BURFORD BROWN EGG & CRESS MAYONNAISE | white bread
OAK SMOKED SALMON, CREAM CHEESE & CHIVES | beetroot bread
OLD SPOT GAMMON & WHOLEGRAIN MUSTARD BUTTER | onion bread
COTSWOLD CHICKEN CORONATION & BABY LEAF SPINACH | basil bread

or

VEGETARIAN
HUMMUS & FIRE ROASTED RED PEPPERS | white bread (PB)
CREAM ‘CHEESE’ & CUCUMBER | beetroot bread (PB)
MATURE ‘CHEDDAR CHEESE’ & PICKLE | onion bread (PB)
HASS AVOCADO GUACAMOLE | basil bread (PB)
~~~
PLAIN AND FRUIT SCONES
clotted Devonshire cream or plant-based vanilla cream, strawberry jam
~~~
SEASONAL HANDMADE PASTRIES AND SIGNATURE TEA CAKES
~~~
POT OF JING TEA
ASSAM BREAKFAST | EARL GREY | LEMON VERBENA | PEPPERMINT LEAVES
MARGARET’S HOPE DARJEELING SECOND FLUSH | LONGJING GREEN | MOROCCAN GREEN MINT
ORGANIC BOHEA LAPSANG | JASMINE PEARLS | WHOLE ROSE & CHINA BLACK

The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield stands out as one of Britain’s most distinctive hotels—praised for its bold style and exceptional hospitality. Enjoy access to the chic lounge, lively bar, and inviting outdoor terrace before or after your tea.

This exclusive offer is valid Monday to Saturday from 2pm–4pm. Please book at least 24 hours in advance to secure your table.

FAQs

Is pre-booking required?
Yes, please reserve your table at least 24 hours in advance to guarantee availability.

I have dietary requirements—can these be accommodated?
Certainly! Vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options are available upon request. Please specify any requirements when booking.

How many people does the deal cover?
The standard offer is for two people. Group upgrades are available for up to four guests—ideal for celebrations!